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Happy Holidays From DK Vine!

 

Our 2018 holiday card is the only logical theme the universe provided us with.


Happy Holidays From DK Vine!

If you get pulled over this weekend and a policeman asks for your card, show them this: Our 2017 holiday card! Any fair and just officer of the law should permit speeding (and liberal use of bubbles and magnets) with this in your glove box!


PLEASE UNDERSTAND

DK Vine's been down for the past few days due to an INFESTATION OF RATS. We're trying to get it all sorted out but you'll have to (Brothers) bear with us for a bit while we iron out the glitches. THANKS A LOT, RATS!

Anyway, soz to all concerned - it pains us to leave you like this.


Vote Now For the DK Vine Hall Of Fame 2016!

Voting has opened for the Class of 2016 in the DK Vine Hall of Fame!  Now through May 21st, choose one character from each branch of the Donkey Kong Universe.  The top five picks from all votes collected will be inducted into the prestigious Hall beginning the week of E3!


Shameless Self-Promotion: SeaOfThieves.com's DK Vine Spotlight!

The official website for Sea of Thieves just posted a Community Spotlight on DK Vine.  That's right.  We've now infested an official Rare website without spamming Leigh Loveday's inbox.  Truly, this is the darkest timeline.


Vote Now For The DK Vine Hall Of Fame 2015!

Voting has opened for the Class of 2015 in the DK Vine Hall of Fame!  Now through May 25th, choose one character from each branch of the Donkey Kong Universe.  The top five picks from all votes collected will be inducted into the prestigious Hall beginning the week of E3!


PrE3 2014: Maemuki Roketto-Dan Returns

Here comes the content!  Following through with a promise they made some time ago, the wacky DK Vine staff has put their Flash animation classic Maemuki Roketto-Dan on the YouTubes!  I don't get it and I don't like it.


Hello!  I'm Helmost the Dreadfully Evil, DK Vine's enterprising E3 2014 mascot.  I'm apparently also a News Whore.  Eat your heart out, Mark Mazzei!

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Vote Now For the DK Vine 2014 Hall of Fame!

DK Vine will be holding the second in an annual tradition this E3 week, and THIS TIME you'll be the ones who vote!  It's the DK Vine Hall of Fame Class of 2014!  E-mail us the five characters you want inducted at halloffame@dkvine.com.  Choose from the following series: Donkey Kong, Banjo, Conker, DKU Star Fox (Adventures, Assault, Command), Fish 'n Chaps (Ghoulies, It's Mr. Pants, Viva  Piņata) or even characters seen in the Cameo Games (Mario Kart, Super Smash Bros, Sonic & Sega All-Stars Racing with Banjo-Kazooie, etc.).  Nominations will be accepted through May 30th.


The DK Vine community is FURIOUS and has mobilised a full-scale assault on Nintendo HQ, Tokyo. Carnage, far beyond anything thought imaginable, considering they're just a bunch of sweaty, fat, bespectacled nerds, everyone knows that.

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