DK Vine Gallery - Donkey Kong Country




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The most terrifying '90s boombox in the world.

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You can tell it's the title screen because it's a screen with the title on it.

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You mean you can play video games AND have friends?

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There's nothing even remotely egomaniacal about this.

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I like to keep an extra life in my room, too.

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Diddy's unclear-on-the-concept attempt at ten-pin bowling.

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I'm swinging in the rain, Just swinging in the rain. What a glourious feelin', I'm happy again.

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And you wouldn't last two minutes with an erection, SO WHAT?

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Stalactites, stalagmites, stalactites, stalagmites, stalactites, stalagmites, magic floating barrel.

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You know, the thing about a shark... he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes.

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Funky is unimpressed by DK's elaborate dance.

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Hahaha, uncontrollable flatulence is funny.

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Hahaha, oh Candy, you and your wacky double entendres!

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If I were the largest of my species, I too would don a common intensifier to my name.

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Here's one beaver that's easy to pound, if you know what I'm saying.

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Winky, pictured here after attempting to swallow a pineapple.

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Now, for 15 BONUS POINTS, who can tell me: what happened next?

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Who likes to levitate? NOT DIDDY, APPARENTLY.

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Vulture bulimia: a growing problem and it's nothing to laugh about.

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Primates can breathe underwater. WE PROVED IT WITH SCIENCE.

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"What's in the barrel, Manky Kong?" "Dead babies."

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Ice cave, nice cave, rice cave, Christ Dave. 

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"All that white stuff? Yeah, sorry, I got a little excited."

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Squawks, in the days before he PILED ON THE POUNDS.

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Did the Ewoks have giant, spiteful armadillos? FUCK NO.

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"Hello! I am a unique individual!"

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Give me ONE example of a factory that wouldn't be better with WILD RHINOS.

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So, as you might have guessed, Donkey Kong is now permanently infertile.

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"Oh, the mist? Yeah, that's just down to my vicious nicotine addiction."

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The Gang-Plank Galleon, pictured here in the days before it became the size of a small city.

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On the bright side, at least DK's MAGNIFICENT BREASTS remain in tact.

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