DK Vine Gallery - Mario Tennis Open




boo_01
Boo, shortly before vomiting on a child.

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bowser_01 bowser_02 bowser_castle_01
"Well... the land was cheap."

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bowser_castle_02 bowser_jr_01 box_09 box_10 box_11 diddy_kong_13 dk_jungle_01 dk_jungle_02 donkey_kong_31 group_01
Lakitu secretly receives in-cloud fellatio.

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logo_01
This title needs an adjective.  Quick, marketing, what's a word that sounds tennis-y?

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logo_02
Now optimised for Web 2.0.

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logo_03
You don't really need to translate game titles that consist of Mario plus the thing he'll be doing on the box.

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luigi_02
New challenge: find a picture of Luigi that doesn't look as though an erect penis has been airbrished out at some point.

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mario_02
Drunken Italian bloke desperately tries to retain his balance.

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mario_03
"What are your thoughts on the Holocaust, Mario?"

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mario_stadium_01
Mario Stadium! I prefer Brash Bear's.

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mario_stadium_02
Bet you're glad you're looking at this picture.

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mario_stadium_03
"Right, we'll stick some renders on this, Bob's your uncle, there's your box art!"

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mario_stadium_04
Mario Stadium: AREN'T YOU GLAD IT EXISTS.

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mario_stadium_05
Mario Stadium: nothing whatsoever to do with his mid-life crisis.

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mario_stadium_06
Mario Stadium: Mario's humility at its most palpable.

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mario_stadium_07
Mario's adoring crowd... of cardboard cutouts.

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mii_01
HI I'M NOT DAISY!

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mii_02
"My hair is made of clay!"

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mii_03
Bowser now questions his decision to sell off his own merchandising rights.

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mii_04
Can't tell if that's part of her nose... or if it's a tiny moustache...

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mii_05
This is what happens when you try to form fifteen simultaneous facial expressions.

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mii_06
"They told me I looked cool. THEY TOLD ME I LOOKED COOL!"

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mii_07
Nobody does transvestitism quite like Nintendo!

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mii_08
Hipstario.

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mto_boxart_front mushroom_valley_01
This location being both the cause, and consequence, of extreme hallucinations.

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mushroom_valley_02
No, I don't see anything even slightly dangerous about this set-up.

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peach_palace_01
Set in the newly renovated "Gamecube Tech Demo Hall" of Peach's castle.

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peach_palace_02
Okay, we get it! Peach has disposable income.

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penguin_iceberg_01
This tennis court brought to you by: GLOBAL WARMING.

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penguin_iceberg_02
Spare a thought for this level's token ridiculously bored penguin.

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princess_daisy_01
"DAISY ALL CONFUSED."

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princess_peach_01
Not pictured: Mario being raped by a bear.

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princess_peach_02
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racket04
Daisy proudly weilds the sacred Sarasaland emblem: an apple in globule of custard.

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racket_01

Who is the REAL sick man? The person writing out dozens of captions for generic tennis rackets... or the WEIRD FUCKER who's actually reading them?

Okay, I admit, it's me.

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racket_02
The "L" stands for "LOOK AT THIS FUCKING RACKET".

I know, I checked.

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racket_03
GIRLS LIKE PINK THINGS. AND CROWNS.

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racket_05
Presumably the human equivalent of this racket would feature a picture of a dead foetus.<!--[if gte mso 9]> <w:WordDocument> <w:View>Normal</w:View> <w:Zoom>0</w:Zoom> <w:PunctuationKerning/> <w:ValidateAgainstSchemas/> <w:SaveIfXMLInvalid>false</w:SaveIfXMLInvalid> <w:IgnoreMixedContent>false</w:IgnoreMixedContent> <w:AlwaysShowPlaceholderText>false</w:AlwaysShowPlaceholderText> <w:Compatibility> <w:BreakWrappedTables/> <w:SnapToGridInCell/> <w:WrapTextWithPunct/> <w:UseAsianBreakRules/> <w:DontGrowAutofit/> <w:UseFELayout/> </w:Compatibility> <w:BrowserLevel>MicrosoftInternetExplorer4</w:BrowserLevel> </w:WordDocument> <![endif]--><!--[if gte mso 9]> <w:LatentStyles DefLockedState="false" LatentStyleCount="156"> </w:LatentStyles> <![endif]--><!--[if gte mso 10]> <![endif]-->

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racket_06
Batman's racket.

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racket_07
CONFIRMED: Tetris L-block is a playable character!

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racket_08
Dk's racket. Once he's finished with it, he can smoke it.

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racket_09
Star Brandâ„¢ sports equipment. "Sweatshops in every third-world country."

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racket_10
Bowser's racket in FABUOUS purple, highlighting his sensitive nature.

And spikes, highlighting his SEXUAL POTENCY.

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racket_11
He had a nightmare trying to sneak this bastard through Mushroomian customs.

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racket_12
Serve me some balls.

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tennis_ball_01
Bet Donkey Kong wishes his fuzz was as painstakingly rendered.

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waluigi_01
He's been walking like this for weeks. Ever since the incident.

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wario_01
Wario proudly flaunting his WANK ARM.

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wario_dunes_01
You know... that whole... Wario-sand connection. I mean, it's obvious when you think about it.

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wario_dunes_02
The monument to Wario's penis is the larger one, naturally.

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yoshi_02
Yoshi's awkward smile reveals SEVERE GUM DISEASE.

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yoshi_03
Birdo's POV shot.

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