DK Vine Gallery - Diddy Kong Racing




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Banjo: proof you can create a beloved video game icon while ignoring Basics of 3D Character Design 101.

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"Hope nobody notices my elbow just knocked out the spoiler..."

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Featuring Kazooie before her redesign.

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bluey_01
Goo goo g'jerk.

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bluey_02
He's just mad Star Fox Adventures: Walrus World never came out.

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A chronic dribbler, Bluey drew the bow-tie and buttons in felt-tip pen so people would think he was all sophisticated 'n' shit.

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"Diddy, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say, 'YES!'"

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Hard plastic seats, no suspension system, unpaved roads.  Someone's ass is going to be excruciatingly sore.

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It's ugly, but it gets you there.

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According to the license, he's 69 years old and his name is Rocky McBadass.

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Wasn't confident about his swimming well into adulthood, yet forgoes a life vest.

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There's a joke about tits in here somewhere, I know it.

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He'll give you this doomy glare. Then he'll rip off your balls.

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Smug, self-satisfied and not looking where he's going.

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I bet this is what kids parties thrown by the 1% look like.

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Diddy becomes a shill for the Dutch tourism industry.

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Barely able to hold back laughter after setting fire to an orphanage.

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"Hey!  Worm!  BUY MY GAME!"

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Japanese Wizpig is more of a "Pervy Uncle" type.

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"Good heavens no, I'm a chicken!  The Royal Air Force doesn't let chickens behind the controls of a complex aircraft!"

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"Why's that Shaman staring at my ass?"

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Worst weather vane ever.

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Drumstick was his own sponsor BEFORE Ricky Bobby.

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This year, celebrate the season with Diddy Kong and company in their annual carpet bombing of Santa's Villiage.

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A blue talking indian elephant genie, sure, but a Christian blue talking indian elephant genie?  That's just silly.

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Taj's photobombing and Wizpig's candid makeout session ruin an otherwise perfectly servicable sports cover for the Daily Feral.

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Bumper and Tiptup create a visual metaphor for an a abusive relationship.

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Diddy Kong and Friends in: Escape from Pepperland.

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EXOTIC WILDLIFE TERRORIZE MINI-GOLF COURSE!  MORE AT 11!

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Diddy taunts Wizpig over him being too big for the slide.

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Bumper does no less than 3 things wrong in this image.

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This is why you don't tell them where gasoline comes from.

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Remember this album cover when you hear the children chanting "LA LA, LA LA, LALALALA LA LA!"

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HELP US!  HE'S ALREADY TRIED TO EAT MY TOES!

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Rare's logo was probably redesigned so that the heavy golden slab wouldn't fall over and put more characters in the hospital.

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Justifying Krunch's horribly imbalanced stats.  Maybe.  Allegedly.

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Try to button up that waistcoat, Krunch. Go on, GIVE IT A GO.

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Krunch differentiates himself from his Kritter bretheren through his stylish vest and flamboyant homosexuality.

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pipsy_01
Illegitimate lovechild of Minnie and Donald.

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She's the game's beard.

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She's reaching out to you to save her from her horrific, tortured existence.

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Lenny Bruce is not afraid.

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Nice try, but you'll still have to beat DK Arcade.

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"How'd you get to be considered one of the best racers on Timber's Island?"

"Oh, cheating mostly.  And being a giant dragon, but mostly cheating."

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The only creature so lazy he'd teleport five feet to avoid walking.

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Ew, Taj has old man ear hair.

Wait, Taj has ears?

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You're not fooling anyone.

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DISCO!

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The cold, dead eyes of a killer.

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I say, the contents of this electronic entertainment cartridge exhibit significant ludicrosity, the degree of which could perhaps be metaphorically compared to an abundance of unconventionally shaped yellow fruit.

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timber_01
Put a banana in your tank.

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See?  Told you those hand scars were from Tug O'War.

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timber_03
LOOK WHERE YOU'RE GOING, for fuck's sake.

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Cue: theme tune from Rocky.

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Timber touching his robot legs. YEAH. THAT'S ABSOLUTELY WHAT'S HAPPENING IN THIS PICTURE.

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Behold - The Nintendo 64!

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"You know you want it, baby." *Jazzhands*

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Orange gloves are no good for wank stains, as Tiptup is about to discover.

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tricky_02
The "tricky"-est things about about him are his continuity and character rights.

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Tricky - everybody's favorite jaundiced triceratops.

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One HORNY BASTARD.

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trophy_01
Repurposed from the trophy for "Fattest Ass".

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A yellow dinosaur, not to be confused with Yellow Dinosaur.

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tt_01
Experiences loss of depth perception at 11:00 and 1:00, blindness at 11:05 and 1:55.

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SUCK MY CLOCK.

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Who could resist?

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MASHED BALLS.

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The camera loooooves you baby! WIGGLE THAT HIP.

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itz lik in dat star wors init

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Presumably escaped to the mainland and devoured a baby.

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