DK Vine Gallery - Donkey Kong 64




ann_sixty_foreman_02 Army Dillo
His constant outbursts of laughter are explained away by his regular inhalation of petrol fumes.

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Army Dillo
Don't put forks in the toaster, kids!

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army_dillo_03 DK64 Awful Tomato
Fucker needs to think about getting those eyebrows waxed.

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awful_tomato_02 banana_fairy_01 DK64 Banana Fairy Princess
Banana Fairy Princess, this Saturday at 1 AM on HBO.

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bat_01 big_bug_01 blokkit_01 blue_gnawty_01 DK64 Booker the Worm
Smart AND phallus-shaped.

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booker_02 butterfly_02 B. Locker
"I'm ALL wood, baby!"

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Candy Kong
Artistically justified.

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Candy Kong
Rare's art staff spent many late nights getting the polygons just right. Many late, lonely nights.

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candy_kong_07 candy_kong_10 chompster_01 Chunky Kong
So a shirt is more important to him than pants? I guess he must have a penis on his chest...

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Chunky Kong
Pantsless, and wielding his MASSIVE GUN.

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chunky_kong_03 chunky_kong_04 Fungi Forest Cuckoo cranky_kong_07 cranky_kong_09 DK64 Dalai the Llama
"Wharf!"

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dicer_01 Diddy Kong
Diddy's expanding waistline has, thus far, never prompted him to consider buying a new t-shirt.

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diddy_kong_17 dk64_boxart_back
"Mild animated violence" refers, of course, to the bit where that llama tears Tiny Kong's face off.

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UNNECESSARY PAK INCLUDED!!

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dk64_castphoto Dogodon
Dragon... fly... get it?

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domino-no_01 Donkey Kong
Don't worry; it only fires IN SPURTS.

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Donkey Kong
Donkey Kong TEASING us by concealing his crotch.

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Donkey Kong
DK, auditioning for the Help! album cover.

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donkey_kong_38 enguarde_03 fireskull_01 fish_01 fish_02 Flip Flap
"EY UP!"

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Funky Kong
Oh no, Funky, you don't look like a twat in that gear AT ALL.

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DK64 Glower the Tadpole
Spawn of Winky's... winky? We're waiting on the DNA results.

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glower_02 green_klaptrap_01 green_klaptrap_02 green_kritter_02 green_kritter_04 green_parrot_01 group_dk64_01 group_dk64_02 DK64 Hooter the Owl
The rampant steamy owl-sex going on off-camera goes some way in explaining Hooter's facial expression.

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kaboom_02 kasplat_01 King Kut Out

HE'S UTTERLY LEGLESS.

...sorry. 

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klobber_02 klockwork_01 klockwork_02 klump_02 kombust_01 konstable_01 konstable_02 kosha_01 kosha_02 koverdup_01 krasha_01 Kritter
Oi! Kritter! Do that face you do whilst jerking off! Cheers.

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krossbones_01 Krosshairs
GET OUT!!!

...please?

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krusha_02 krusha_03 krushroom_01 K. Lumsy
K. Lumsy = 5000 Pairs Of Leather Shoes = CHACHING!

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k_lumsy_02 K. Rool
K. Rool performs a delicate mime.

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K. Rool
What's holding his crown on, exactly?

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K. Rool (Boxer)

Tight-fitting spandex exposing his MANLY BULGE!

...nah, just kidding, K. Rool has no genetalia. 

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K. Rool (Boxer)
GIANT MECHANICAL BOXING SUIT.

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k_rool_22 k_rool_23 Lanky Kong
Dance, Lanky, dance!

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Lanky Kong
Lanky at his most seductive.

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lanky_kong_04 lanky_kong_06 lanky_kong_07 DK64 Mad Jack DK64 Mechanical Crocodile Isle
"Hey, DK, my island still looks like my face, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOURS?"

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DK64 Micro Buffer
Robotic moustachioed microphones just don't come any more suave than this stylish bastard.

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micro_buffer_02 micro_buffer_03 DK64 Kacodemon
Shown here, demonstrating his breast-fondling technique.

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mini-smite_01 DK64 Mini Kar necky_02 DK64 Nippy the Frozen Tomato
I want one!

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not-cheato_01 DK64 Olmec the Totem Pole
He's alright, once you get to know 'im.

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olmec_02 orange_shuri_02 DK64 Pearl the Mermaid
The truly tragic thing is this: she can't even masturbate.

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pearl_02 pink_klump_01 Pufftoss puftup_02 purple_klaptrap_02 rambi_07 red_klaptrap_01 red_kritter_01 red_kritter_02 DK64 Rodney the Hare
Aesop's fables never looked so twattish.

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Rodney the Hare from DK64
He is always watching you wanking.

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DK64 Scaver the Vulture
"Ah, bollocks, did I leave the iron on?"

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Scoff the Hippo
Scoff, seen here seconds before climaxing.

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Scoff the Hippo
Everyone's favourite bulimic-but-still-inexplicably-fat hippo!

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scoff_03 DK64 Scuttlebug the Dung Beetle
Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!

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shapely_01
The best DKU enemy there ever was.

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DK64 Smite the Spider
He sure puts the "spider" in "oh god it's a fucking massive spider",

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Snide the Weasel
Snide, shortly after doin' a line eating some delicious biscuits.

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Snide
HEY GIRLS, CHECK OUT MY FURRY CHEST.

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snide_03 DK64 Sprout the Beanstalk
Must... resist... sad... Viagra... humor...

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survy_seal_01 teetering_turtle_01

I remember capturing this image and thinking to myself, "this, now, is the high point in my life."

I was correct. 

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Tiny Kong
Aww, look, it's a little girl with a LOADED CROSSBOW. What could possibly go wrong?

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Tiny Kong
I'm Tiny! GIVE ME THINGS!

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Tiny Kong
Tiny Kong, utterly hammered on scotch.

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Tiny Kong
I've only just realised that Tiny's pigtails are apparently fashioned from solid plastic. Fashion, baby!

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tiny_kong_07 Troff the Pig
Beautiful, beautiful nips.

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Troff the Pig
"I AM PROUD OF MY MASSIVE GUT."

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Troff
SUGARNIPS.

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DK64 Weddell the Seal
Like Clapper, but a hell of a lot more camp.

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whippin_shuri_01 Wrinkly Kong
"I'd rather die than be in DK64" she said. Her request was misinterpreted.

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