DK Vine Gallery - Conker's Pocket Tales




acorn_person_01
Generic Acorn Person will RAPE AS SOON AS LOOK AT YOU.

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berri_01
Skirts that are shorter than your actual waist are IN this season.

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conker_the_squirrel_01
Looking disconcertingly pleased with himself. CHECK HIS BED FOR WANK STAINS.

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cpt_boxart_back cpt_boxart_front dusty_01
If you don't masturbate to this picture, there's something seriously WRONG with you.

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evil_acorn_01
He's evil! He's an acorn! He's... er...

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forest_guardian_01
"FUCK YOU, I HAVE A MOUSTACHE."

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forest_wong_01
Looking exceedingly handsome in his Hitler toupée! The fact that all acorns are, in fact, BALD doesn't seem to have occurred to him.

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honker_01
Conker's Pocket Tales was originally meant as a sophisticated allegory concerning race-relations.

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hssstamean_01
Mangoruby can get stuffed.

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luxo_01

Some people just want to see the world burn. Luxo, on the other hand, prefers to watch late night re-runs of Pets Win Prizes on ITV2.
I mean, you can tell, just by looking at him. 

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sheriff_01
You just don't mess with THIS FUCKER.

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siegfried_01
Evil Acorn's oldest and most trusted friend: a nondescript novelty wall decoration.

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sol_01
The freak with the beak gonna rape you in your sleep!

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swamp_fiend_01
GROIN GROPE!!!!

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ted_01
He bought that hat from some eBay fucker.

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undertaker_01
Smug bastard.

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waldorf_01
Aww, Waldorf, don't be sad. YOU'VE GOT A COOL HAT!

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