DK Vine Gallery - Conker's Bad Fur Day




Ali AKI Mr. Yellow from Conker's Bad Fur Day
That jumper makes you look like a COCK.

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Sam the Bartender from Conker's Bad Fur Day
Shirt-poppingly massive tits. Nice.

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Bazza the Dung Beetle Conker's Bad Fur Day
I bought some smack from a guy who looked a bit like this.

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Berri from Conker's Bad Fur Day

Leaning on an invisible wall. MUCH LIKE POCKET TALES' PLOT.

...I have no idea what I mean by that. 

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Birdy the Scarecrow from Conker's Bad Fur Day
N64 Birdy is proud of his pixelated signpost.

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Bloopie the Baby Dinosaur from Conker's Bad Fur Day
I WANT ONE!

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Rock Solid Bouncer from Conker's Bad Fur Day
Bow ties aren't cool. But funky earpieces are, so it's fine.

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Bugga the Knut from Conker's Bad Fur Day
He's got no nipples, either.

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Burt the Living Metal Crate from Conker's Bad Fur Day
He's a polite, door-opening gent.

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Carl and Quentin from Conker's Bad Fur Day Carl and Quentin from Conker's Bad Fur Day cbfd_boxart_back cbfd_boxart_front Chicho AKA Mr. Green from Conker's Bad Fur Day
That jumper makes you look like a cunt.

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It's nice to know GIANT NOVELTY GLOVES take precedence over, oh I don't know, trousers.

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Sat down in post-masturbatory glee.

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conker_the_squirrel_15 conker_the_squirrel_20 dingle_01 dongle_01 Don Weazo Conker's Bad Fur Day
SMOKING IS COOL.

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Fangy from Conker's Bad Fur Day
He can flip you off all he likes but somehow it never seems adequate.

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Frankie AKA Mr. Blue from Conker's Bad Fur Day
That jumper makes you look like a twat.

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Frankly, it's hard being Franky, to be frank.

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It may be too early for gothic archetecture, but vodka is still fair game!

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Gregg the Grim Reaper from Conker's Bad Fur Day
Bloody renders! Hate them!

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heinrich_01
Not to be confused with Alien the alien (from off of the film, "Alien").

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Ian the Surf Punk from Conker's Bad Fur Day
What's that in his hai-- oh... oh... well, that's obscene, if you ask me.

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Jack the Living Metal Crate from Conker's Bad Fur Day
He's putting on a bit of weight, if you ask me.

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Jizza the Dung Beetle Conker's Bad Fur Day
I had my car nicked by someone who looked a bit like this.

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jugga_01 Larvae Larry
HE FANCIES YOU.

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Lennard the Surf Punk from Conker's Bad Fur Day
Shortly after an unfortunate accident with some ice cream cones.

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Failed Atom Heart Mother audition #137.

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Mrs. Queen Bee from Conker's Bad Fur Day
I hope she's not rich because BY GOD, she's cute.

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Eat lead, mother buzzer. By which I mean, I'm going to shoot you with this gun.

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Mr. Barrel Conker's Bad Fur Day
Something, something, wood, something.

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He'll tickle you with his 'tache.

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Mr. King Bee from Conker's Bad Fur Day
Who WOULDN'T let him pollenate you?

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n64_logo_01 Nozza the Dung Beetle Conker's Bad Fur Day
I was molested inappropriately by a guy who looked a bit like this.

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olive_01
STOP LICKING YOUR COMPUTER SCREEN, YOU FUCKING PERVERT.

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Paulie AKA Mr. Red from Conker's Bad Fur Day
That jumper makes me want to murder you.

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professor_von_kripplespac_01 reg_01 ron_01 Roxie the Rock Person from Conker's Bad Fur Day
Not pictured: Bryan Ferry.

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Shirley the Living Metal Crate from Conker's Bad Fur Day
Eyelashes = sexual dimorphism.

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Simon the Surf Punk from Conker's Bad Fur Day
Stupid bastard.

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Tezza the Dung Beetle Conker's Bad Fur Day
I wad burgled by a bloke who looked a bit like this.

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the_brute_01 The Corporal from Conker's Bad Fur Day
FUCK THAT SHIT.

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the_experiment_01
I can forsee a successful children's TV spin-off, it'll be ace.

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I can't say I approve of your choice of font, Programmer.

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tramplodocus_01 Trevor the Surf Punk from Conker's Bad Fur Day
Paedophile hair styles #4872.

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Uga Buga from Conker's Bad Fur Day
The had conceals the parasitic worm controlling his brain.

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Phlegm of Christ, keep you in eternal life.

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wayne_01
Come in here, dear boy, have a cigar. Oh, and I'm a wasp.

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Woodrow the Wooden Crate from Conker's Bad Fur Day
"I'VE GOT SPLINTERS IN MY EYES!"

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