DK Vine Gallery - Banjo-Kazooie




bawl_01
Onions with tear ducts: probably not a good combination.

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Mere seconds away from a glorious, albeit incredibly painful gangbang.

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An enemy that blows himself up in order to defeat his foes - Boss Boom Box is the DKU's al Qaeda.

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bottles_01
You wouldn't know it by looking at him, but Bottles is married.  He gets laid more than almost all the other Banjo characters combined.

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Frankly just a freeloading, stuck-up bitch crashing at her sister's lair.

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captain_blackeye_01
Pictured here, in a rare TWO-sheets-to-the-wind moment of sobriety.

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Still no fucking clue what it says on his hat...

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Hasselhoff really started to let himself go by Season 9.

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cheato_01 chimpy_kong_01
No, the name makes sense.  See, it's like calling your cat "dog" or your sister "fuck buddy" or your grandmother "dinner."

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"Edith, you're such a dingpot, 'ere, always shooting bear and bird up to the roof 'ere!"

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eyrie_01
Viscious killer of over a dozen innocent caterpillars.

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Eyrie's future travels can be tracked by following the trail of blood left by evacuating a golden jiggy.

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Man!  Smoking is cool.

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gobi_02 gobi_03
A heroic boulder strains for its freedom from an annoying camel.

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Named as such due to the fact that he was conceived after Boggy fell asleep with the condom still inside his wife.

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Banjo uses his shorts to smuggle cucumbers out of Grunty's Lair.

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And now, Beethoven's fifth.

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"This podium hides my privates well,
but does nothing for their rancid smell!"

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Gruntilda looking slightly shifty; presumably pictured shortly after taking a dump on someone's car.

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A frankly offensive Chinese stereotype on display.

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histup_02
It's not the length, ladies, it's the.... oh, well, I suppose it is the length.

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jinxy_01 juju_01
Meh.  Mumbo's Mountain is practically run by the jus.

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All was going well until Marc Antony seduced and ran off with Queen Crusty Cunt.

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klungo_01
ONE WEIRD TRICK to lose your dick!  John Wayne Bobbitt will show you how!

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lardmaster_2000_01
"Do my tonsils look swollen to you?  I know I should just go see a doctor, but I'M A BROOM."

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YOU DON'T WANNA KNOW where he's been.

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Technically only Loggo on low-fiber days.

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melanie_01
You put in the lime in the coconut and go HUBABABABA.

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Considered the black sheep of the Gnawty clan, in that he's not a complete twat.

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mildly_gnawty_02
Pictured here, falling to his death.

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moggy_01
Global Warming assures he won't live to see 40, but at least he got that present that one time.

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motzand_01
Despite being a disembodied appendage, Motzand always outshined his bitter rival, Crash Bandicoot baddie Salierand.

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Mr. Vile, an alligator whose arrogance is eclipsed only by his rigid adherence to proper titles.

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Scene from Mumbo's failed reimagining of Basic Instinct.

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LOOK AT HIS BIG STICK.

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nabnut_01
An astounding accomplishment in the game-representation of manic-depressive binge eaters.

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napper_01
Hire someone named Napper to put on guard duty.  Really thought this one through.

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nibblenut_01
Not pictured:  Violent squirrel intercourse.

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nipper_01
Your childhood introduction to vagina dentata, ensuring that your penis won't find anything on her beach during your first time.

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otto_orange_01
He's a crafty one, this: he's the ruler of the universe incognito.

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roysten_01
Roysten:  A triumph of polygonal character design.

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rubee_01
Probably not offensive.

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snacker_01
Snacker: so named because of his crippling Twix addiction.

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snorkel_01
Snorkel, pictured here shortly before his starring role in "The Cove."

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soggy_01
SOG ALERT!  SOMEONE CALL THE CAP'N!

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tanktup_01
While they had Tanktups aplenty, the U.S. Army unfortantely had no Bodyarmorup to go around.

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the_mighty_jinjonator_01
Haha, look.  He's so STONED.  He's been smoking a Donkey BONG.  He's the GANGJANATOR.  He-

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They really should have refrained from CGI'ing a young Jinjoantor in Tron: Legacy.

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Basically a Fleshlight with eyes.

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tooty_01
Pictured here just months before her child actress and subsequent scat porn career began.

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Tooty's nail-biting habit fixed itself once she gnawed off her own fingers.

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topper_01
Topper the bill!

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trunker_01 tumblar_01
It's a whiskey glass.  Wish a spirit trapped inside.  It's... er...

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wozza_01
His bear phobia was born when Wozza witnessed his walrus mother raped and killed by Teddy Roosevelt.

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